I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
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