My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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