I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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