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(402): View more from Nebraska

Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll

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(347): View more from New York

apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.

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(631): View more from New York

i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.

(410): View more from Maryland

engineering majors are such efficient drunks.

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(443): View more from Maryland

shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy

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(303): View more from Colorado

Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n

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(514): View more from Quebec

Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake

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(812): View more from Indiana

Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"

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(518): View more from New York

Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates

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