Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Randomize
