yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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