Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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