This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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