I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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