Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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