That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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