How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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