Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
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