she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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