We need to rekindle our bromance
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
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