Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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