No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
why is half of my head shaved?
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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