is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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