Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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