thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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