Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
operation harelip BJ is a go
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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