is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
