he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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