Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
You smell like a Billy Joel song
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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