he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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