YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I'm getting married
To pizza
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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