call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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