i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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