He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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