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Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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