You work out of a Hotel?
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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