i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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