NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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