ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
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How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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