Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
You're a waste of cheezeits
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
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