Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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