I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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