How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
he thought i was a dude.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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