we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
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