Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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