I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
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