Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
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