The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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