your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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