Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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