so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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