Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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