..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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