So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
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