she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
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