her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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