Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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